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He’s taken his crown…

11 Nov

Well done Rob, you did it, what a coup!
Not just one number one, you got two!!
You’re crowned King of the Charts
And you’re King of our hearts
All your friends are delighted for you!



Holiday Time!

27 Oct

I’m off on a holiday soon…
I’ll be singing my favourite tune,
Hey ho, here I go
Hope the sunshine will flow
And I might not come back ’til next June…

Rob and Candy…

19 Aug

Oh Rob, won’t you come to Belfast?
Not the first time I’ve asked, nor the last…
I am living in hope…
One day I’ll get a grope!
I will not let a chance I get pass!
I’ve been watching this last day or two…
Rob you’re looking fantastic, it’s true!
With your fab LA tan
Oh dear God, what a man!
And I’m loving your cool pink suit too!
So the video shoot’s underway,
And the song is called “Candy” they say.
What I’ve heard sounds so good
Puts me right in the mood
For your new album coming our way.
Rob, you’re looking incredibly cute
In your baby pink pure linen suit
So bring on the new song
Hope it won’t be too long,
And I hope you’ve had fun at the shoot!
I’m just thinking, it won’t be too long
‘Til Rob’s singing his daughter a song
As he rocks her to sleep
In his arms he will keep
Her protected, right where she belongs.
I wonder what name you’ll give her?
Maybe Emma, or Katie or Myrrh…?
Or Autumn or Mandy
Wait, maybe it’s CANDY!!!
Now that would no doubt cause a stir!!
Whatever her name, she’ll be yours!!
And that’s all that matters for sure
We all wish you the best
Now get plenty of rest
‘Cos you’ll need to be ready for her!

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