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Rob’s coming to Dublin!!!

16 Mar

Robbie Dublin

Rob thank you, you have made my year…
As if you didn’t know!
I knew you’d not leave Dublin out!
Excited? Does it show? 😀
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I’d waited and I’d waited…
I’d prayed, and prayed some more
That Rob would come to Dublin,
As he had done before.
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I’d tweeted Rob and Olly
To try to egg them on,
And I guess it worked, ‘cos listen up…
They’re coming, bring it on!!!
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So just a few short weeks ago
The tickets went on sale…
The presale first, oh God, more prayers!
‘Cos this time, I can’t fail…
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So did I fail? Not likely!
Think I was first in the queue
To buy my Dublin tickets,
And I did, tell me, did you???
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So roll on Dublin – June 14th,
The highlight of my year!!
I’ll see you then Rob, brace yourself…
For the famous Dublin cheer!!!
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Thoughts and memories…

6 Feb

Just thinking back to late last year
The memories still vivid…
But had I missed the Dublin gig
My God, I’d have been livid!!
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But I was there, a magic night!
And one I’ll always treasure…
And yes, the one and only Rob
Is still my guilty pleasure!
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I know I’m moving on in years
In fact I feel decrepit!!
But that won’t stop that yearning lust,
Nor will I bloody let it!!
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I can’t describe the yearning lust
That grips me when I think
Of Rob, his smile, his laugh, his eyes,
His sexy little wink…

for you

The birdies on his tummy
Are forever in my mind,
But it’s what he’s hiding further down
That I would like to find…
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That night last year in Dublin
Made all my dreams come true,
Well nearly all, I’m saving one…
Ahem, it’s way too blue!

To Scrummy & Carnspindle

True Robbie friends will understand
Just what it meant to me
And my friend Scrummy Mummy
As we fought the urge to pee!!
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Our troubles were forgotten
As Rob sang Eternity…
So beautifully, word for word
For Scrummy and for me.
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All I can say is thank you Rob
For that night last September
You spoke to me and sang to me
A night I’ll sure remember…

that smile

I know you’re coming home soon Rob
To honour your commitments,
So now I’ll ask you one wee thing…
Can I see your equipment??
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I know, it’s rude, can’t help myself,
It’s lust, it’s ever present!
If you don’t ask, then you don’t get…
My lust for Rob’s incessant!!!
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I’d best go now, I’ll leave it there
Sorry if I was rude…
Can’t help it, when I think of Rob
My thoughts are somewhat crude!
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So if you are still reading this,
Thank you for your attention!
Please leave a comment down below…
Next time you’ll get a mention!
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To Rob, Dublin and the Friendlies… thank you all so much ♥

22 Sep

I’m not quite sure where to begin…
There’s so much that I just can’t keep in!
I’ll begin at the start,
Get it down, from the heart,
And I’ll pour me a big glass of gin…
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Right, so news came… Rob’s playing some shows.
But where will they be, no one knows.
Will he come to Belfast?
My home venue, at last?
No but Dublin’s in there, stay composed…
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Will I get a ticket, oh God aye…
Shit! A ballot for tickets? I could cry!
So the likelihood is
I’ll get nowhere, feck this!
Me? A loser? Hell no, I will try…
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So I entered my name for the draw
And I prayed that I’d draw the long straw…
But alas, it was no
From the ballot, no go.
So I tried to forget it, sod’s law!
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But I certainly wasn’t alone.
Loads of friends didn’t get, ’twas well known
That demand would be mighty,
From Australia to Blighty
Half a million Rob fans in the zone…
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But then came a rare second chance,
And I tried it again, in a trance,
And yes!!! I’ve got two
Standing tickets, woo hoo!!
Can’t believe it. My God, time to dance!!
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So who will I make my plus one?
My sister? My brother? My son?
My husband? My Mummy?
They can’t go, I’ll ask Scrummy!!
I reckon we could have some fun!
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So our plans were all hastily made.
Flight was booked, and the hotel was paid.
Got our banner designed
Hoping we’d get it signed!
Oh and Minstrels, the largest bag made!!!
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So from Belfast to Dublin we went,
And a fortune we’d already spent!
But sure we didn’t care,
We were high on just air
And the thought of Rob, who’s heaven sent…
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So we dumped off the car, got a cab
Into Dublin, now where is our Bab?
Brown Thomas it is,
I was in such a tiz
We’d see Rob? Yeah, we’d give it a stab…
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After waiting a while who’d we see?
Only Moonii and Scosha, yippee!!
A real friendly meet,
Can’t believe this, how sweet!!
We were buzzing or was that just me?
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Before long a huge cheer could be heard.
From then on my poor memory’s blurred…
But Robbie was there
Right before me, I swear,
Looking hot, oh so hot, ’twas absurd!
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So I held up my banner, “Rob look”
And he read it, check the photo I took!
And Scrummy called out
“Minstrels!!  Shook them about.
So he’d seen us, but was it a fluke?
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We made our way to the O2
With the hope of just joining the queue.
Though I have to report
That the queue was quite short.
Happy days, now let’s find me a loo!
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Loads more friendlies were there in the queue…
Julie B, Eims, Miss Sexy and Sue,
And Inette from Denmark,
Who was heard to remark
She was shorter than…well, you know who…
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There was Mellers from Navan as well…
Looking mightily sexy as hell!
And our Sally from Oz
Wins the trophy because
She flew from down under, flippin’ hell!!
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So at last the O2 opened wide…
And we all made our way on inside
“No running!” Aye right!
What a great load of sh*te!
And we RAN to the front, side by side.
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We waited for what seemed like an age
Gazing up at what would be Rob’s stage.
And at last, this is it…
Oh my God, holy sh*t!
For the night I forgot my real age…
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Rob, you rocked it like never before…
Gave us more than we could have hoped for!
And when you spoke to me
All my friends will agree
That it made my whole day, and much more…
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Me and Scrummy had Minstrels for you
From Brown Thomas, you remembered, you knew!
You came for them too
Almost caught them, big phew!!
You said “breakfast of champions”, so true!
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And then you said Carnspindle… *swoon*
And you dedicated my favourite tune
To Scrummy and me,
Yes! Eternity!
And we sang as we grinned like two loons!!!
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And then you came back towards me,
And you asked about my poetry,
Said it’s “very fucking good”
Put me right in the mood…
I was honoured, if somewhat dizzy!
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Seemed before it had started, ’twas done.
And I doubt that gig will be outdone…
You were on such top form,
God, you went down a storm!
I for one feel you’ve done it, you’ve won!!
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So to Trickaduu Merk I’d just say
Hope to meet you one day to convey
My own thank you to you
And I owe you a brew!
Now get on with a new Joke of the Day!!! 😉
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And to finish this monstrous rhyme
Congrats to the Williams, big time!!!
Welcome darling wee Teddy
Who’ll keep Daddy steady
Rob enjoy her, while you’re in your prime…
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So to all of you, can I say thanks…
What a day we all had, how we danced!!!
I will always remember
14th September
So so lucky to have had the chance!
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Robbie Williams talks to Carnspindle

22 Sep

Apparently my poetry is “very fucking good”…

The Fiasco that was Ticketmaster this week…

8 Sep
“Ticketmaster regrets to inform you that due to a database error, some customers were advised that they were successful in the ticket ballot for the Robbie Williams performances at Dublin or Glasgow. However, these emails were incorrect as they actually applied for tickets for the other venue they received confirmation for.”

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What a week we’ve had, it has been tough.
And this weekend I’m feeling quite rough…
We’ve been up, we’ve been down,
We’ve been thrown all around
All the Friendlies have taken enough.
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We blame Ticketmaster, oh what a mess…
We’re told no, later on we’re told yes!
Then it’s no once again
Oh wait, yes, oh, and then
It’s a no, bloody hell, all this stress!!
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How on earth could they get it so wrong?
They’ve been stringing the Friendlies along.
With the promise of luck
When they don’t give a f**k!!
It’s been awful, thank God that we’re strong…
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