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It’s here…!!!!!! Get in Rob!!!!!!

24 Nov

The night has arrived, oh my God!
All Rob’s friendlies from home and abroad
Are at the O2
Oh wish I was there too
Still, I’ve front row right here on my todd!
**
I’ll be watching you Rob on Sky 1,
And it’s going to be such feckin’ fun
Though I’m home all alone
I’ll be there, in the zone,
Got my Minstrels, though wine’s almost done…
**
Please look out for MelNavan – front row!
With sore feet, and sore back, does it show?
She’s been queuing all day
And I hope, no, I pray…
That you’ll give her a shout out, you know?
**
You’re a legend Rob, watching you now
As you’re chatting to James, you look “wow”!!
I’m ready and waiting
And anticipating
The gig, Take your Crown, take a bow!
**

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He knows you know…

20 Nov

I know it was really quite late
But I just had to cancel my date
With Rob at the O2…
This weekend, yes it’s true
And I’m gutted, I soooo couldn’t wait…
**
My hotel had been booked, and my flight…
I was going to have such a night,
With a load of my friends
And my camera’s zoom lens
To catch Rob in his glory, oh sh*te!!!!
**
I’ll be watching it all on Sky 1
Though I know you’ll be having more fun.
I’m so gutted you know..
Really am, does it show?
It so hard when the countdown’s begun.
**
If you’re reading Rob, sorry to miss
The Saturday gig, but hear this…
If you send me your jet
I could still make it yet
What? Me? No, I’m not taking the piss…
**

The Final Countdown…

7 Nov

There’s just three weeks to go, and I’m ready!
I am trying to keep calm and stay steady,
But it’s hard to keep calm
Though I’m trying, I am!
But it’s making me feel somewhat heady…
**
So what I am going to wear?
And what should I do with my hair?
Hmm I’ll have a wee think…
Yeah!! A onesie in pink
And a pink wig will make people stare!
**
The gig’s going to be on the TV!
Do I want my face on Sky HD?
Not sure that I do…
But Rob, anything for you
‘Cos just being there’s priceless for me…
**
So the last of my plans have been made
And my Take the Crown album’s been played
‘Til I know every song,
I’ll be singing along
And I won’t even ask to be paid!
**
So to Rob, Karl & Tom – have a blast!
I just wish that the build up would last
‘Cos the anticipation
Of your reincarnation
Has been magic and happened so fast…
**
I’ll be front row in London’s O2
I’ll be queuing to get the best view
With the rest of your friends,
And my camera’s zoom lens
The whole gang all together for you…
**
We’ll be staying nearby so feel free
To pop over and join us for tea
We could find a spare bed,
Nah, just share mine instead…
Oh now what a fun treat that would be!
**
Our hotel’s not far from the O2
I’m quite sure Tom or Karl would bring you
They can join us as well
As we raise merry hell
Oh go on Rob, you know you want to!
**

 

To Rob, Dublin and the Friendlies… thank you all so much ♥

22 Sep

I’m not quite sure where to begin…
There’s so much that I just can’t keep in!
I’ll begin at the start,
Get it down, from the heart,
And I’ll pour me a big glass of gin…
**
Right, so news came… Rob’s playing some shows.
But where will they be, no one knows.
Will he come to Belfast?
My home venue, at last?
No but Dublin’s in there, stay composed…
**
Will I get a ticket, oh God aye…
Shit! A ballot for tickets? I could cry!
So the likelihood is
I’ll get nowhere, feck this!
Me? A loser? Hell no, I will try…
**
So I entered my name for the draw
And I prayed that I’d draw the long straw…
But alas, it was no
From the ballot, no go.
So I tried to forget it, sod’s law!
**
But I certainly wasn’t alone.
Loads of friends didn’t get, ’twas well known
That demand would be mighty,
From Australia to Blighty
Half a million Rob fans in the zone…
**
But then came a rare second chance,
And I tried it again, in a trance,
And yes!!! I’ve got two
Standing tickets, woo hoo!!
Can’t believe it. My God, time to dance!!
**
So who will I make my plus one?
My sister? My brother? My son?
My husband? My Mummy?
They can’t go, I’ll ask Scrummy!!
I reckon we could have some fun!
**
So our plans were all hastily made.
Flight was booked, and the hotel was paid.
Got our banner designed
Hoping we’d get it signed!
Oh and Minstrels, the largest bag made!!!
**
So from Belfast to Dublin we went,
And a fortune we’d already spent!
But sure we didn’t care,
We were high on just air
And the thought of Rob, who’s heaven sent…
**
So we dumped off the car, got a cab
Into Dublin, now where is our Bab?
Brown Thomas it is,
I was in such a tiz
We’d see Rob? Yeah, we’d give it a stab…
**
After waiting a while who’d we see?
Only Moonii and Scosha, yippee!!
A real friendly meet,
Can’t believe this, how sweet!!
We were buzzing or was that just me?
**
Before long a huge cheer could be heard.
From then on my poor memory’s blurred…
But Robbie was there
Right before me, I swear,
Looking hot, oh so hot, ’twas absurd!
**
So I held up my banner, “Rob look”
And he read it, check the photo I took!
And Scrummy called out
“Minstrels!!  Shook them about.
So he’d seen us, but was it a fluke?
**
We made our way to the O2
With the hope of just joining the queue.
Though I have to report
That the queue was quite short.
Happy days, now let’s find me a loo!
**
Loads more friendlies were there in the queue…
Julie B, Eims, Miss Sexy and Sue,
And Inette from Denmark,
Who was heard to remark
She was shorter than…well, you know who…
**
There was Mellers from Navan as well…
Looking mightily sexy as hell!
And our Sally from Oz
Wins the trophy because
She flew from down under, flippin’ hell!!
**
So at last the O2 opened wide…
And we all made our way on inside
“No running!” Aye right!
What a great load of sh*te!
And we RAN to the front, side by side.
**
We waited for what seemed like an age
Gazing up at what would be Rob’s stage.
And at last, this is it…
Oh my God, holy sh*t!
For the night I forgot my real age…
**
Rob, you rocked it like never before…
Gave us more than we could have hoped for!
And when you spoke to me
All my friends will agree
That it made my whole day, and much more…
**
Me and Scrummy had Minstrels for you
From Brown Thomas, you remembered, you knew!
You came for them too
Almost caught them, big phew!!
You said “breakfast of champions”, so true!
**
And then you said Carnspindle… *swoon*
And you dedicated my favourite tune
To Scrummy and me,
Yes! Eternity!
And we sang as we grinned like two loons!!!
**
And then you came back towards me,
And you asked about my poetry,
Said it’s “very fucking good”
Put me right in the mood…
I was honoured, if somewhat dizzy!
**
Seemed before it had started, ’twas done.
And I doubt that gig will be outdone…
You were on such top form,
God, you went down a storm!
I for one feel you’ve done it, you’ve won!!
**
So to Trickaduu Merk I’d just say
Hope to meet you one day to convey
My own thank you to you
And I owe you a brew!
Now get on with a new Joke of the Day!!! 😉
**
And to finish this monstrous rhyme
Congrats to the Williams, big time!!!
Welcome darling wee Teddy
Who’ll keep Daddy steady
Rob enjoy her, while you’re in your prime…
**
So to all of you, can I say thanks…
What a day we all had, how we danced!!!
I will always remember
14th September
So so lucky to have had the chance!
**

Robbie Williams talks to Carnspindle

22 Sep

Apparently my poetry is “very fucking good”…

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