Tag Archives: RW FunPoker

The RW Funpoker Login Lottery

21 Oct


There’s a new poker giveaway here
I believe it’s the first one this year,
Where real gold can be won
On Funpoker, log on!
And you’re in with a chance, ‘twould appear.
Think I’ll go and log on, what’s to lose?
And I’ll play a few games if I choose…
So I’m in with a chance
‘Cos I need an advance!
My bank balance is battered and bruised!



RW Funpoker Avatar Competition!

18 Jul

A competition has launched just this week…
It’s ideal if you’ve got the physique!
Feel like a rock star!
Dress like your avatar!
And a prize may be yours, fantastique!
The prize will be Robbie related.
Will we see what the winner created?
Will the Funpoker guys
Know who’s who in disguise?
Will the winner feel hugely elated?
‘Twas at Soccer Aid way back in May
That Mike Andrew dressed up for the day…
Just like his avatar
He looked rather bizarre
But Rob saw him and chatted away!
It was funny to see, and I laughed!
He’s a brave one, he looked pretty daft!
The things people do
To get noticed – would you?
Well, it worked, and Mike had the last laugh!!!
So get dressing up, post up your pic
For the contest, go on make it quick!
Wonder who’ll win the prize
For the perfect disguise…
Good luck all, wonder who will be picked?


Soccer Aid 2012

1 Jun

Well it’s over for now, what a shame.
I was there, oh my God, what a game!!
At one with my friends
Didn’t want it to end!
Soccer Aid – a success I proclaim!!!
There was Robbie, and Jonny et al…
Boys together, all having a ball!
But did somebody say
That our Rob couldn’t play?
Oh dear God, what on earth? A crank call?

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Time for a wee game…

30 May

Been a while since I played me a game
Of RW Funpoker, what a shame.
My chip count is so low
I’m ashamed. But I know
That I’ve only my wee self to blame…
Here I come folks beware, gonna play!
But I’m tired and it’s been a long day.
Please go easy on me
‘Cos I’m useless, you’ll see!
Any spare chips?  Please throw them my way!
I see there’s a new tourney soon!
Think I’ll try it, believe it’s in June
For the Queen’s Jubilee,
I might win it! Yes! Me!
Oh wise up, what a waffling buffoon!!

Meeting Robbie

12 May

I’ve been wondering if I’ll ever meet
Robbie Williams, think I’ll send him a tweet
Maybe just ask him outright
Or should I just sit tight?
What the hell! I am sure he’ll be sweet!
So help, don’t know quite what to say…
Maybe ask if he’s had a good day?
Or would that be too tame?
Would he think that I’m lame
Maybe I should just go all the way…
But that’s just too forward for me
I am shy, though a little flighty!
He might think that I’m odd
And say “Oh my dear God
Who is this one, oh Lord Almighty!!”

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“Hall of Fame Challenge…”

10 May

Funpoker’s new challenge is here
So invite all your friends, far and near!
There’s a prize in it too
Though I haven’t a clue
What it is.  But that will become clear.
So get asking your friends, every one!
If they join up, just think of the fun.
Tell us, what is the prize?
Maybe I could advise
You get Rob to meet me, one to one!
Go and check out the site – “Hall of Fame”
While you’re there have a go at the game
I’m still learning to play
Getting better each day.
Still not played will74, what a shame…
I believe that I’ll play him one day
And I hope that day’s not far away
When I do, I’ll be shy
Quick hello, then goodbye…
As he gives me an awesome display! 😉

“Tournament Day”

6 May

‘Twas the Funpoker tourney today.
Did I win it? Aye likely… No way…
I got through the first round
And was sound as a pound.
But round 2 found me in disarray!
So that was me out, in round 2!
It was fun but I didn’t get through.
I’d check and I’d fold,
I was very controlled.
Then I lost it, and out of the blue.
RW Funpoker, well done!
The tourney was excellent fun.
Though I didn’t win
I’ll take it on the chin
And congrats to the player who won!

A new discovery…

5 May

Have you tried that new game, Rob’s Funpoker?
I’m not great though I try – mediocre.
You see try as I might
(And it’s every night!)
I just can’t seem to find any joker!
You need jokers in poker, aren’t I right?
I am not? Oh hell’s teeth, holy sh*te…
I’ve been playing all wrong
I’ll be broke before long!
Should I quit or just keep sitting tight?

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