It’s here…!!!!!! Get in Rob!!!!!!

The night has arrived, oh my God!
All Rob’s friendlies from home and abroad
Are at the O2
Oh wish I was there too
Still, I’ve front row right here on my todd!
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I’ll be watching you Rob on Sky 1,
And it’s going to be such feckin’ fun
Though I’m home all alone
I’ll be there, in the zone,
Got my Minstrels, though wine’s almost done…
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Please look out for MelNavan – front row!
With sore feet, and sore back, does it show?
She’s been queuing all day
And I hope, no, I pray…
That you’ll give her a shout out, you know?
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You’re a legend Rob, watching you now
As you’re chatting to James, you look “wow”!!
I’m ready and waiting
And anticipating
The gig, Take your Crown, take a bow!
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He knows you know…

I know it was really quite late
But I just had to cancel my date
With Rob at the O2…
This weekend, yes it’s true
And I’m gutted, I soooo couldn’t wait…
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My hotel had been booked, and my flight…
I was going to have such a night,
With a load of my friends
And my camera’s zoom lens
To catch Rob in his glory, oh sh*te!!!!
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I’ll be watching it all on Sky 1
Though I know you’ll be having more fun.
I’m so gutted you know..
Really am, does it show?
It so hard when the countdown’s begun.
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If you’re reading Rob, sorry to miss
The Saturday gig, but hear this…
If you send me your jet
I could still make it yet
What? Me? No, I’m not taking the piss…
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The Final Countdown…

There’s just three weeks to go, and I’m ready!
I am trying to keep calm and stay steady,
But it’s hard to keep calm
Though I’m trying, I am!
But it’s making me feel somewhat heady…
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So what I am going to wear?
And what should I do with my hair?
Hmm I’ll have a wee think…
Yeah!! A onesie in pink
And a pink wig will make people stare!
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The gig’s going to be on the TV!
Do I want my face on Sky HD?
Not sure that I do…
But Rob, anything for you
‘Cos just being there’s priceless for me…
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So the last of my plans have been made
And my Take the Crown album’s been played
‘Til I know every song,
I’ll be singing along
And I won’t even ask to be paid!
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So to Rob, Karl & Tom – have a blast!
I just wish that the build up would last
‘Cos the anticipation
Of your reincarnation
Has been magic and happened so fast…
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I’ll be front row in London’s O2
I’ll be queuing to get the best view
With the rest of your friends,
And my camera’s zoom lens
The whole gang all together for you…
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We’ll be staying nearby so feel free
To pop over and join us for tea
We could find a spare bed,
Nah, just share mine instead…
Oh now what a fun treat that would be!
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Our hotel’s not far from the O2
I’m quite sure Tom or Karl would bring you
They can join us as well
As we raise merry hell
Oh go on Rob, you know you want to!
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